50 Shades of Grain

Porn Flakes

Special D

Rice Frisky

Captain munch

Cheery Hoes

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i hope i lose 800 pounds by tomorrow morning

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I had a dream one of my friends told me she fucked john travolta and i looked at her and I was like “omg I misheard you I thought you said john travolta you obviously meant john legend im proud of you.” and she was like “I did say john travolta” and I got right out of the car even though we were at a stoplight and I just walked away and didn’t come back

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date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve

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if I offered you $20, would you take it?

How about if I crumpled it up?

Stepped on it?

you would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on it. Do you know why?

Because it is still $20, and its worth has not changed.

The same goes for you; if you have a bad day, or if something bad happens to you, you are not worthless.

if someone crumples you up or steps on you, your worth does not change. You are still just as valuable as you were before.

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I was looking for an angel to chase the devil at night (x)

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“How right that the body changed over time, becoming a gallery of scars, a canvas of experience, a testament to life and one’s capacity to endure it.”—Janet Fitch

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“i don’t trust anyone anymore” says the 13 year old girl who got in an argument with her friend one time

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Magnussen: “Speaking of news, you’ll both be heavily featured tomorrow – trying to sell state secrets to me.”

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i don’t think i’ll ever be ready to be a parent i can’t even raise a spider how do u expect me to kill a child


oh good god i fucked up

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gaahh fingers

He has the longest fingers. Just saying.

The better to reach … certain places … with …

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DRAGONS: a compilation

part 6/?

part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4 / part 5

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